Page 179 of 331
« First
79129169189229279
Last »
Show 30 post(s) from this thread on one page
Bike Forums
(https://www.bikeforums.net/forum.php)
- Classic & Vintage
(https://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vintage/)
- - Numbskull of the day part Deux (II)
(https://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vintage/234534-numbskull-day-part-deux-ii.html)
lotek
03-25-08 01:19 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/618125718.html
wow "the first derailleurs EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"
wonder what Osgear, Campy margarhita, Paris Roubaix, Simplex, Cyclo gear changing apparatus were
if not derailleurs?
and what's a derailleur doing on a HUFFY Single Speed fixed gear?
then again, this has been GARAGE KEPT, and not under a tarp behind the garage.
Blue Order
03-25-08 01:19 PM
Originally Posted by phillyrider
(Post 6401941)
Now, this one's a gem for only $500
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/618125718.html
I think that one is tongue in cheek... :lol:
StephenH
03-25-08 01:25 PM
I detect some intentional humor in that last one.
The line about "garage kept" means that THAT bike was kept under a tarp behind the garage, is the way I read it.
Blue Order
03-25-08 02:26 PM
Consider the satirical elements in this piece:
Originally Posted by Some Philly "Numbskull"
Vintage Rare Huffy Single Speed Fixed Gear - $500
Reply to: sale-618125718@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-25, 12:49PM EDT
Here is a sweet, VINTAGE Huffy Strata, perfect for riding around as a city beater, or converting to a fixed gear bike, that I hear are so popular nowadays. It has Shimano SIS derailleurs, which were the first derailleurs EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD! It's really RARE, being as they only made 4 bikes in 1994, and this was one of them, so that's why I'm asking for five-hudndred dollars FIRM. Sure, you MIGHT find one of these at a yard sale for $20, or even in the trash, but that wasn't GARAGE KEPT. Or, at least, behind the garage, with a tarp on it..so..IT"S VINTAGE!
* "Sweet, VINTAGE Huffy..."
* "perfect for riding around as a city beater, or converting to a fixed gear bike, that I hear are so popular nowadays."
* "It has Shimano SIS derailleurs, which were the first derailluers EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"
* "It's really RARE, being as they only made 4 bikes in 1994, and this is one of them, so that's why I'm asking for five-hundred dollars firm."
* "Sure, you might find one of these at a yard sale for $20, or even in the trash, but that wasn't GARAGE KEPT. Or, at least, behind the garage, with a tarp on it."
* "..so..IT'S VINTAGE!"
and the piece-de-resistance:
* "Vintage Rare Huffy Single Speed Fixed Gear - $ 500"
A tongue-in-cheek satirical skewering of all the craigslist numbskulls, if you ask me. :lol:
lotek
03-25-08 02:46 PM
well that will teach me to do a quick read here while I'm supposed to be working.
phillyrider
03-25-08 04:27 PM
There's also a response posting to add to the satirical element of the piece...
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/618210850.html
Squeazel
03-25-08 04:52 PM
I need to add a no-brand-name ashtabula-cranked POS to my collection, for sure!
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/618206026.html
Really New!! Road bike - $195
This is a Excellent Road Bike, it nice and clean. all original collector condition the bike is ready to ride, i know this bike is wost your time coming... it will fit some one about 5'5 to 5'9
roccobike
03-25-08 05:47 PM
3 Attachment(s)
I'm not sure who's the bigger numbskull, the guy who built this or me for buying it. :rolleyes:
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/m...00wBars001.jpg
The original owner had back pain so he decided to add chopper bars and a super wide cruiser seat to this otherwise original Cannondale SR400. When the bars would not fit the stem, no problem, a little duct-tape and we're home free. It sounds crazy, but the tape actually worked, the stem was tight. Check out the name on the cruiser seat. Hey, at least its a high end cruiser saddle! I'll betcha I can flip it on CL.;)
tradtimbo
03-25-08 06:00 PM
Originally Posted by Squeazel
(Post 6403506)
I need to add a no-brand-name ashtabula-cranked POS to my collection, for sure!
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/618206026.html
Really New!! Road bike - $195
This is a Excellent Road Bike, it nice and clean. all original collector condition the bike is ready to ride, i know this bike is wost your time coming... it will fit some one about 5'5 to 5'9
Too bad thats NOT a joke like the VINTAGE Huffy!!!
Chris_in_Miami
03-25-08 10:10 PM
Originally Posted by roccobike
(Post 6403792)
I'm not sure who's the bigger numbskull, the guy who built this or me for buying it. :rolleyes:
The original owner had back pain so he decided to add chopper bars and a super wide cruiser seat to this otherwise original Cannondale SR400. When the bars would not fit the stem, no problem, a little duct-tape and we're home free. It sounds crazy, but the tape actually worked, the stem was tight. Check out the name on the cruiser seat. Hey, at least its a high end cruiser saddle! I'll betcha I can flip it on CL.;)
OK, I paid $100 with the correct bars, nearly new Shimano SPDs and nearly new Specialized MTB shoes.
I lol'ed when I saw that saddle because I just sold a Raleigh cruiser with the same couch. I he to admit it was comfy, but I'll bet it weighs as much as both rims on your SR400...
Bikedued
03-25-08 10:15 PM
Originally Posted by roccobike
(Post 6403792)
I'm not sure who's the bigger numbskull, the guy who built this or me for buying it. :rolleyes:
I've seen worse on North Shepherd in Houston. One was a mid eighties Nishiki with ape hangers, full chrome fenders, spoke reflectors all the way around, a 26 x 1 3/8" back wheel and a normal front.:eek::rolleyes:,,,,BD
SweetLou
03-25-08 10:28 PM
Originally Posted by StephenH
(Post 6398923)
"Can someone help me understand these measurements?"
I think one set of measurements is at the front, the other at the rear.
Thanks, didn't think about a measurement if the drops are flared. I was really confused.
tradtimbo
03-26-08 10:23 AM
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/bik/619124377.html
Vintage 1970's Huffy - and THIS one is NOT a joke!!!!
Rabid Koala
03-26-08 02:09 PM
Why trifle over details?
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/bik/619590827.html
i he a bicycle - $100
Reply to: sale-619590827@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-26, 12:49PM PDT
for sale- thanks
* Location: esco
Chris_in_Miami
03-26-08 07:18 PM
A nice pair of Cannondale hybrids in the metal that made the brand famous: titanium.
Bikedued
03-26-08 07:27 PM
Anyone want to take a guess what name brand he scratched off to ask $20? I'm thinking Huffy, or possibly Bell. He says it's "a little worn". lol.,,,,BD
http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/616066365.html
cudak888
03-26-08 08:38 PM
---CURMUDGEON WARNING, serious Craigslist nagging below---
---------------------------
http://miami.craigslist.org/bik/619368092.html
Can't read the headbage, eh?
---------------------------
http://miami.craigslist.org/bik/619865355.html
Don't email you? I'd like to see someone try...after all, you didn't put an email address up in the first place.
---------------------------
http://miami.craigslist.org/bik/619618206.html
I thought the days of $100 Schwinn Stingray OCC Choppers were over - even for the Numbskulls.
---------------------------
http://miami.craigslist.org/bik/619999663.html
You wanted to use it for the entire '07 triathlon season, but couldn't due to a knee injury? That's all well and good, but why did you buy "a new bike, which [you] plan to use for the rest of this season?" Either you're lying, or you really can't bear being on anything but the latest fashionista triathlon machine, eh?
---------------------------
-Kurt
hxzero
03-27-08 01:36 AM
What I don't get is why all these owners of high-end tri and road bikes never put a size with their listing. That's one of the first things you look for, isn't it? Like, if you were selling shoes on Craigslist, you wouldn't just say,
"SHOES - REALLY NICE - $100" without mentioning the size. This gets me every time.
AHemp
03-27-08 09:56 AM
Originally Posted by Bikedued
(Post 6411167)
Anyone want to take a guess what name brand he scratched off to ask $20? I'm thinking Huffy, or possibly Bell. He says it's "a little worn". lol.,,,,BD
http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/616066365.html
Looks like a Bontrager, I think.
cmdr
03-27-08 12:32 PM
Originally Posted by hxzero
(Post 6412890)
What I don't get is why all these owners of high-end tri and road bikes never put a size with their listing. That's one of the first things you look for, isn't it? Like, if you were selling shoes on Craigslist, you wouldn't just say,
Simple, in their world everything is THEIR size.
-holiday76
03-27-08 01:41 PM
I responded to this ad:
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bik/618635829.html
10 speed bike - $30
Reply to: sale-618635829@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-25, 7:29PM EDT
10 speed bike, old but good with gel bikeseat $30 or best offer
----------------------------
I asked the following:
Hi,
i'm interested, but do you he any other info like , what size is it? Who is it made by?
Thanks!
-------------------------------
I received this answer:
sure-it is a women's bike.
-Lisa
---------------------------------------
I ge up after that.
bigwoo
03-27-08 03:14 PM
FAKE SCHWINN PARAMOUNT
"I bought it from an old track racer..." Yah, right Jackass....
Sure is odd that this is the 5th time that "Flybikes" has listed a fake bike this year....And, whenever they list a bike it is "Too big for me" or "Too small for my girlfriend" :rolleyes:
http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/620890541.html
cudak888
03-27-08 03:40 PM
Originally Posted by bigwoo
(Post 6416491)
FAKE SCHWINN PARAMOUNT
"I bought it from an old track racer..." Yah, right Jackass....
Sure is odd that this is the 5th time that "Flybikes" has listed a fake bike this year....And, whenever they list a bike it is "Too big for me" or "Too small for my girlfriend" :rolleyes:
Jackass, he may be, but it is a nice machine, regardless...overpriced, as always.
-Kurt
UnsafeAlpine
03-27-08 04:18 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Mint-Campagnolo-...em380011042625
Huh.... How many teeth does this he?
Peedtm
03-27-08 10:19 PM
Burley child stoker kit - $100
Reply to:
Date: 2008-03-27, 6:46PM MDT
I he a brand new child stoker kit that has never been used. The first picture shows what it is and the second picture shows my son and I riding our tandem with the child stoker kit (ignore the trail-a-bike). I he a tandem for sale, see it now on Craig's list if you are interested.
http://boise.craigslist.org/bik/621179270.html
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:59 PM.
Page 179 of 331
« First
79129169189229279
Last »
Show 30 post(s) from this thread on one page
Copyright © 2025 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.